Today I celebrate my ten wonderful baby safety gates, and commit solidly to using them every moment of the day…even when she screams and rattles the gates, and flops down like a dying bug on the other side of them.

Behold, the cantaloupe knife…in the high chair:

Things you never want to see!
Things you never want to see! A butcher knife in the high chair… guess she wanted to cut up that leftover chicken.

Hope your morning was less frightening!